About Andy
Been playing since I was a nipper on Skeggy beach, Farnsfield under 13's when 10-13 - never been coached it's all come naturally to me. Okay so Beaky Brown tried to teach me to 'tweak it but failed miserably. He was my PE teacher at Minster school and is not related - he has a big conk. Played in school teams then joined Fisko because I was having to drive my kid brother and his mates to games - so I thought I might as well play.
The Captain was Lord Sir Steven Todd MBE OBE. Who told me that I couldn't play in pale grey jeans and had to get whites? A couple of games later he told me I couldn't where a chin strap to keep me Miss Marple hat from blowing off. He was a Bast hard task master. I was playing in a pair of my dad’s 30 year old solid leather boots.
After a few years playing as a fielder for the first team, Bob Kirkham (Jim the village idiot's dad) realised I could bowl a bit so nicked me for the second team. After 2 seasons I was bowling in the first team - Still no coaching. Some of us are just naturally gifted. At that time I was a bang it in and hit 'em under the armpits from back of a length brute. Now I take 3 times as many wickets for far less runs and effort, by bowling flight and guile deliveries.
Getting bored now bye.
Andy's Career Stats
NOTE: Stats from season 2009 onwards only.
BATTING
Games Played |
Innings |
Not Out |
Total Runs |
Highest Score |
Avg Runs |
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21 |
15 |
0 |
144 |
40 |
9.60 |
BOWLING
Games Bowled |
Overs |
Maidens |
Total Runs |
Wickets |
Economy |
Avg |
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21 |
156 |
32 |
577 |
31 |
3.70 |
18.61 |
FIELDING
Some interesting facts about Andy
| Previous Clubs |
None |
| Sporting Heros |
Roary the Racing Car, Muhammed Ali |
| Favourite Cricketer |
Ian Botham |
| Best Cricketing Moment |
Scoring 50+ on June 24th 2001 against Bracebridge Heath, after spending all night in hospital watching 1st child being born. Also 96 not out against East Bridgford.
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| Worst Cricketing Moment |
Being told by Steve Todd that PhilZ was a better bat than me.
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| Least Known Personal Fact |
I weigh only 12 stone when naked.
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| Hobbies |
are birds of prey resembling large black swallows |
| Desert Island Partner |
Christopher Biggins |
| Favourite Song |
Captain Beeky and His Band - by Keith Michel |
| Favourite Film |
The Muppet Movie |
| Favourite Food |
Celery and cress soup |
| Favourite type and flavour crisps |
Plain boring like me |
| Favourite Drink |
Diet Vimto |
| Football Team |
Football sucks |
| 5 dream dinner party guests (dead or alive) |
Elle McPherson, Claudia Schiffer, Sylvia Saint, Tera Patrick, Pamela Anderson |
| If you were a bird, who would you poop on? |
Everbody I had the opportunity to |
| Worst lie someone ever told you and you believed |
That i was fat
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Andy's Trophy Cabinet
NOTE: Trophies from season 2009 onwards only.
 = 100
 = 50
 = Duck
 = 5 For
 = Man of Match
 = Cpt Calamity
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